Andy Andrews - A Masterful Storyteller with an Inspiring Message

A New Dog!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

It has been a quiet house for the past several months since our beloved Dalmatian, Lucy, passed away.  

Even with a six year old boy (Adam), a nine year old boy (Austin), and three cats (Figaro, Daniel, and Angel)—you just can’t raise the roof quite as high as you can with a dog in the mix.  So just to be certain that the decibel level was redlining, we got a puppy. 

Then last night…Angel had kittens.  

If you are keeping score, that is two boys, one dog, eight cats, Saint Polly, and shell-shocked me.  I don’t really get this.  Don’t people usually add one animal at a time until they have reached a comfortable limit?  After Lucy died, how did we go (in a span of several weeks) from one cat to three cats to eight cats and a dog???  I am not in control here…

Anyway…the dog.  I am very proud of our dog.  He is exactly what I wanted.  I wanted a boy dog.  Got it.  Big dog.  Check.  Hunting dog.  He is.  No shedding.  That, too.  We got the perfect dog.

For a while, it looked like we might get what I really wanted…a Portuguese Water Dog.  Austin wanted a Chocolate Lab.  Adam wanted a White Chocolate Lab.  Polly was strangely quiet, though the boys all knew it was Mama who swung the vote so we all lobbied fiercely.

Turned out, the dog she settled on is a rare breed so we actually had to drive three hundred miles to get him.  No, sir.  You can’t get a Normandy Retriever on just any street corner.  He is big (for a puppy) and solid black with the softest hair you ever felt on any dog.  And as God is my witness, he has webbed feet.  Webbed feet!  A big, black, clumsy puppy with feet that have folds of skin between the toes.  Like a duck.

You will remember Normandy Retrievers from the first scenes of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” as the dogs in a couple of the landing craft.  They were never an American Kennel Club registered breed but had gained some popularity in Europe during the first half of the 1900’s as a working/hunting dog.   Adopted by British troops as bomb dogs during the early part of World War II, it was the Normandy’s webbed feet and buoyant coat that first brought the breed to the attention of the United States Marine Corp.

Needing the unique combination of a rescue animal strong enough to carry a pack and smart enough to learn silent hand signals, the Normandy Retriever was chosen over the German Shepard, which was in great use during that time, and the breed we know today as the Labrador Retriever.  And while many breeders claim Labrador genetics in the Normandy dog and while it is true that both originated in cold, windswept climes, the web-footed resemblance has never been enough to make an actual case-by-case historical comparison.

So why did the Lab rise to such prominence while the Normandy’s popularity plummeted into almost total obscurity?  That, my friend, is what Paul Harvey would’ve called the rest of the story!

On that horrible day of June 6, 1944, as the Allied Invasion was launched onto the shores of Europe, more than one hundred black Normandy Retrievers were scattered throughout the thousands of landing craft.  And as luck would have it, almost all the dogs were killed in the assault.  The very few that did survive were abandoned by fast moving troops given to the care of local villagers.

In an odd footnote to that event, an effort was made to recover the dogs from the villagers after the war.  After all, these were highly trained animals and still the property of Uncle Sam.  The effort was half hearted at best.  By then, the dogs were entrenched with their own “families” and were finally forgotten.  They were dismissed by the war office as “bad luck dogs” and in one communiqué, those words were actually written.  Bad Luck Dogs.  As if the dogs themselves had something to do with the frightening welcome they received on the beaches of….Normandy.

It is curious, isn’t it?  No one seems to know whether the breed was given the name that stuck—the Normandy Retriever—before or after the landing on the beaches of Normandy.  What is not in dispute, however, is the fact that the generations of dogs since that time can all be traced back to that few litters of pups that began appearing in that region of France after the Great War.

And now we have one.  We wanted this dog to be calm and intelligent with a sense of wisdom about him.  And since he is jet black, we have named him after one of my favorite characters from history.  Our new puppy, George Washington Carver, will be called Carver by us…his new family! 

Click here to see an image of Carver!

1. Foncie Bullard - April 1, 2009 @ 1:28 PM

"Well I fell for it hook, line and retriever. I even knew you were getting a standard poodle...which are GREAT dogs by the way.When I clicked to see a picture of Carver, my first thought was, my the Normandy has a lot of poodle in him. I love him and can't wait to meet him. We are going to have so much fun with this. Next Halloween, Carver will dress up as you, Andy, and Polly and the boys will adorn you with pom poms, ribbons and sparkly pink nail polish! Welcome Carver. Foncie"

2. Melissa Goodroe - April 1, 2009 @ 1:41 PM

"Meow-meow, woof-woof, you got me!!! I have a Lab too, but just not quite like Carver. Paws to you & your family on the newest addition!"

3. Mike Hayden - April 1, 2009 @ 2:08 PM

"Hi Andy,

Well it was such a great story I was like, how do I FIND ONE?

Maybe you are also a fiction writer???

A quote for you:
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
- Rita Rudner"

4. Pete Sutherland - April 1, 2009 @ 2:08 PM

"

The best April fool's story I've had in a long time!!

"

5. Connie Basham - April 1, 2009 @ 2:09 PM

"I always thought you were a bit nuts! But I must admit I'm a class-A fool today! You had me ready to look up the Normandy Retriever on the AKC site. When I clicked on the link and saw the photo, I thought, "My . . . that could be my Barkley; but Barkley is more strawberry blonde." Our Barkley is a Goldendoodle, meaning he's a cross between a Golden Retriever and a Standard Poodle. He has a great deal of the poodle look; but his hair is quite a bit longer. And he's a maniac!!! The breeder didn't tell us he would need so much training. Enjoy your Carver. Your house must be extremely lively!"

6. Ricky Parris - April 1, 2009 @ 2:10 PM

"I am glad yall got a new dog. A house just isn't a home without a dog. I must be honest I had never heard of a Normandy Retreiver, but it sure sounded like it was going to be an interesting looking dog."

7. Carole Miller - April 1, 2009 @ 2:14 PM

"OK, I was so waiting to see this wonderful dog you had described. I love dogs and thought, "I don't think I've ever seen a Normandy Retriever." Guess I'm not going to. :-)

Let me ask this, is his name really Carver or is it Chloe? :-)

Actually, you are going to love him. He sounds perfect. One thing though, why did you have to have a "boy" dog? Tsk, tsk, tsk sexism in the dog world.

Keep us posted on how he and all of you are doing.

Carole"

8. Claire - April 1, 2009 @ 2:20 PM

"You got me good, Andy! I was expecting to see a pic of a clumsy-looking, long haired, big footed sweetheart of a dog and instead saw only the sweetheart part.

Dogs bring so much joy with them, I wish you and your family many happy days with Carver [but please don't give him one of those strange haircuts :-)]"

9. Alice - April 1, 2009 @ 2:21 PM

"It was a great hoax on us all, since whoever heard of a Normandy Retriever? BUT you said this: >>And as *luck* would have it, almost all the dogs were killed in the assault.<< This was not a very nicely-worded statement. When I read it, I was still believing there was such a thing as a Normandy Retriever, and I was surprised you would say that.

That being said, the really wonderful thing about getting a new dog to replace the pain of losing the old one, is that the new dog doesn't know anything about the old dog, and doesn't feel like he has to constantly live up to an impossible memory. He thinks he is your BBF (best friend forever), and soon he is. Congrats."

10. Darla Dixon - April 1, 2009 @ 2:22 PM

"LOL...well that's nuthin. In my city, our police dog is going to undergo a BREED change operation to become a cat.
http://mysnellvilleblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/police-dog-to-undergo-breed-change.html"

11. Kelly - April 1, 2009 @ 2:22 PM

"I too fell for it and that is way to funny I was ROTFL out loud and it took me the longest time to stop laughing. That is the second time today that someone has gotten me. Thanks for the laught."

12. Bill Handlin - April 1, 2009 @ 2:24 PM

"Andy even though I was "in" on this one I have to tell you...you sure can spin some tales. I even started to believe it! Great blog and congratulations on the new arrival!.

Bill"

13. John Warren - April 1, 2009 @ 2:24 PM

"Fantastic story. So appropriate for today, too. Thanks for "hooking" us."

14. Grainne Callan - April 1, 2009 @ 2:36 PM

"That's just not right! I was all excited to see the Normandy Retriever. Congratulations on your newest additions."

15. Sally Hamby - April 1, 2009 @ 2:45 PM

"What a fantastic story! I love every word of it. I loved that new dog. I used to a have a poodle. They are great also. FUN FUN FUN.

Sally"

16. Dr. Steve - April 1, 2009 @ 2:52 PM

"Great April Fools... much better than a computer virus! Good luck with Carver - he's got a great family."

17. Jeanne - April 1, 2009 @ 2:52 PM

"Congrats Andy. And, yes, you got me too! Hope Carver doesn't drool like Melvin when there is food in sight.

Enjoy the puppy time; we're glad we're out of it and have a mellow 4 year old lab."

18. David - April 1, 2009 @ 3:00 PM

"Andy, that was great!!! I read the post on my blackberry and must admit i was curious to see what a Normandy Retreiver looked like. I hope you do not catch too much grief over your line because he is jet black, you named him Carver. Keep the stories coming."

19. Jay Wischum - April 1, 2009 @ 3:07 PM

"Andy,

That wasn't nice. I am a history buff and going to visit Paris and Normandy this summer with the family and thought I would share the story with my kids...though it does sound a lot like the stories I make up for my guys all the time...

I should have caught on when you said softest hair ever, since my chocolate lab Hershey felt as soft as butter when we got him and knew no dog could be softer...

Good luck with Carver.

Ps. Along the way you made me a fan of George Washington Carver also. Thanks!"

20. Eddy - April 1, 2009 @ 3:08 PM

"What about the cats?

I even did a Google search for the dog!"

21. Joyce Glazier - April 1, 2009 @ 3:56 PM

"What a great story.

Whatever else Carver is, he is now a member of the family and that is what really matters.

Keep us posted on his growth and adventures."

22. Courtney - April 1, 2009 @ 4:31 PM

"Hey Andy!

What a great looking poodle!!! I loved the April Fools .....you are too much!

By the way, so glad you don't have any plans to have him trimmed like a
topiary.

Hugs!~"

23. Amy Boswell - April 1, 2009 @ 4:45 PM

"Andy,
Congratulations on the newest member of your family! Although In my mind I am in denial and I am going to just pretend that is not April Fools Day! and go with the fooling story for a few more minutes, Thanks for sharing your talents:0)
Amy"

24. Caroline - April 1, 2009 @ 4:46 PM

"LOL bet you couldn't sleep all night knowing this was coming out!!

Good ONE...~~!!

i bet there will be many stories about this puch... looks like quite the Character!"

25. Hilea Walker - April 1, 2009 @ 5:19 PM

"Great story - I was taking notes on the breed and it's attributes. Thanks for the laugh. Fellow dog lovers (and those who aren't) will enjoy the book "Edgar Sawtelle". Amazing dog tales - no pun inteded:)"

26. Andy Andrews - April 1, 2009 @ 5:37 PM

Andy Andrews
"Ha Ha! I am having a great time reading all your replies! I have talked to a few folks today (in person) who had read the story and they enjoyed it too. We are definitely going with that breed. When anyone asks what Carver is, we always reply, "Normandy Retriever!" And you should hear the boys tell the story!

AA"

27. Jim "Gymbeaux" Brown - April 1, 2009 @ 5:54 PM

"It is a wierd coincidence that I had just finished watchng your "Not Normal" DVD for the 8th or 12th time when I received your email about Carver. Great April Fools joke. Can't even begin to tell you how much I enjoy your DVD; get emotional at times watching. Thank you. Gymbeaux"

28. Desiree - April 1, 2009 @ 6:39 PM

"Loved the tale! Fell for it completely! Hadn't received any pranks today, so loved getting this one. Standards are truly great animals and he will be a blessing to your home. Thanks for the smile! Hope to meet Carver one day. Hugs to you all."

29. Laurie Marshall - April 1, 2009 @ 6:55 PM

"I fell for it too! Forgot about April fools day! Loved the story as always and thanks for the moment, and smiles it brought. Carver looks perfect! Take care."

30. JA Aanestad - April 1, 2009 @ 7:29 PM

"I was practically in tears thinking about all those heroic, patriotic dogs being lost at Normandy. And so embarrassed when I find a poodle looking back at me. Great story!"

31. Roger Lee - April 1, 2009 @ 7:40 PM

"Great story! Had me opening up Wikipedia to look up the breed.
After years of owning "Labs",and moving out of a rural area we opted for a twelve pound poodle. Best dog we've ever had. Ralphie (Ralph) is funny,entertaining,highly intelligent and just a good pal!Many days he goes to work with me,my staff consider him the assistant manager. When people ask us,"do you have a dog?" "No, we have a poodle!!" Wishing you and your family all the best."

32. Madeleine - April 1, 2009 @ 10:20 PM

"Dear Andy

I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks when I finally saw the picture of your new dog. Thank you ever so much for the reminder that after death, life does go on, and we are meant to love...even poodles!

Thank you ever so much..I enjoyed being "Fooled"!"

33. Renee Badertscher - April 1, 2009 @ 10:37 PM

"Well, at last!! Here it is almost bedtime on April Fool's Day and no one played a joke on me--until now. Thank you, Andy. Now my day is complete. I hope your family and your "Normandy Retriever" will be very happy."

34. Susan Uehling - April 1, 2009 @ 10:55 PM

"You will love your poodle. It was a great story and I needed a good laugh."

35. Jo from Dothan - April 1, 2009 @ 11:02 PM

"--- I am LOL right along with all these other blogger doggie lovers. We don't have a dog right now -but I often call my husband, my pet.
I take him for long walks. He's hypoallerginic and he doesn't shed. He is bald.

YOU are a dog, Andy Andrews--
I think you are probably one of the uniquie breed of retrievers called the "Labrahappy retriever". It is the best kind of retriever because it's purpose is to reach out to lost spirits in a world in need of laughter and love, peace and patience.

God Bless your work"

36. Shirley - April 1, 2009 @ 11:38 PM

"Andy, you always make me laugh! thank you. Yours was a great April fools day joke. I was all into the story and excited to see such a dog...then I see a poodle and burst out laughing!!!! Can you bottle that sense of humor of yours? I'd buy a case!!!!"

37. Lindsey - April 1, 2009 @ 11:52 PM

"Carver is such a sweet little Normandy Retriever! And already attached to Polly like glue. Polly is a little out numbered! Great story!"

38. Donna - April 2, 2009 @ 3:52 AM

"What a great hoax! I laughed out loud when I clicked on Carver's photo, realizing I'd been had! Good luck with your new "retriever". What a wonderful addition to your ever-growing family!"

39. BV - April 2, 2009 @ 7:04 AM

"I think it was the webbed-feet that made me suspicious....what a great story and now what a great family Carver has joined. Best wishes."

40. Bonnie Bartel Latino - April 2, 2009 @ 1:22 PM

"You've done it again...taken fact and woven fiction all the way around it with stunning effect! ;-)"

41. Marla - April 2, 2009 @ 6:36 PM

"I hope you enjoy Carver. Tell Adam and Austin that I did quite a bit of research when my standard poodle, Rufus came into my life. Having labs my whole life, I was feeling the "poodle pressure". They should be pleased to know that the ribbons and such were originally markers so that hunters could identify their own dogs while hunting. Excellent April Fools!"

42. Courtney - April 2, 2009 @ 7:42 PM

"Hey again, Andy~

Question for you: Are you looking to find homes for all of those "cute-as-a-button" kittens little miss Angel had? Not that I need any more animals (think 3 dogs, 4 cats, 2 sugar gliders and a tank full of fish)...but I can always find room in my heart and home for just one more. My closest friends call me St. Courtney of Assisi. Go figure!"

43. Patricia Coffey - April 2, 2009 @ 10:19 PM

"Andy Andrews,

I can't write but a few words, I am laughing so hard I am crying...you are a funny man! That story is a book in the making. You have the best cure for all the world, you fill us with the joy of love and laughter."

44. Dr. Charlie - April 3, 2009 @ 12:45 PM

"Great story! During pre-vet studies, I did a research paper on WWII dogs. It turns out that the Standard Poodle is the most intelligent breed of dog. The main reason given for not using them by the military was they couldn't deal with the coat --- I'm sure that not being quite macho enough had nothing to do with it ---! So the Army chose G. Shepherds and the Marines chose Dobermans. Please give my best to Carver. I'm a fan!"

45. Cindy Freeman - April 3, 2009 @ 12:46 PM

"Andy,
You got me on this one. I just had to see what this dog looked like. I was feeling so sorry for the way they have been treated. I bit hook, line and sinker! This was a great story. Everyone needs a good laugh at least once a day!"

46. Alisha Alligood (Neese) - April 3, 2009 @ 2:52 PM

"Hey Andy,

Great story! I was totally hooked. Thanks for the laugh! Enjoy Carver! What fun!

My love to you, Polly and the boys!"

47. Judy Grady - April 3, 2009 @ 8:04 PM

"I was had and loved it just as much as hearing how our daughter-in-law spoofed our son, Dan IV. They backpacked 15 months from April '07 til July '08 RTW(Round the World). About 6-8 weeks ago they applied for Amazing Race. Well, Ivy composed an email from Amazing Race relating that "they had been accepted". Having started a business since their return, Danny struggled with the prospect of 6 weeks absence. My birthday is March 31. In the future when calling to wish me HBD, he asked I remind him April Fool's is next day. It just doesn't come to his mind. Some love to spoof and some love to be spoofed. Loved it.

Dan says you need a pair of long-haired miniature dachshunds to run around inside and give you great joy."

48. Ruth Anderson - April 4, 2009 @ 11:46 AM

"Hi Andy. I am so happy that you have gotten a new dog - I am sure that the choice was difficult.
I was thinking about you earlier today when I had to make the decision to "be happy".
On April Fool's day, I was walking my dog early in the morning when an unaware driver made an illegal turn and first hit our little Angel and then hit me. Angel passed away and I was whisked off to hospital.
Long story short, what a hole we have in our hearts and every aspect of our household has changed. We miss her horribly. It is hard to laugh and be myself but today I took your advice and "Chose to be happy".
One day I am sure that we will be trying to make a decision of what new puppy we will get but it won't be for a while.
Enjoy Carver!!"

49. Debbie Grace - April 5, 2009 @ 11:18 AM

"I'm a little late catching up on email reading, but you got me too! I don't wonder for a minute why your wife decided on a poodle! Our daughter gave my husband a 6 year-old white toy poodle for Christmas '07. From the moment he entered our home, he adored my husband! We joke about him looking like "Mary had a little lamb"...everywhere he goes that little poodle is right behind him. We've had a lot of dogs, but none have been as smart as this one. When our 13 year-old golden retreiver goes to doggie heaven, our next big dog will be a standard poodle! Sorry if that sounds mean...we love her to pieces, but she's one of the most stubborn dogs ever."

50. Jane Spruill - April 8, 2009 @ 11:16 PM

"I actually met this dog -- the day Polly, GG and I went to the Fairhope Art Festival, however, I fell for it too! As I ready the story, a little voice in my mind was saying, "Boy you were stupid to carry on about this amazing poodle". Great story and great dog, Carver is handsome - but I was fooled!"

51. Michelle - April 11, 2009 @ 11:55 AM

"HA HA! You had me hook, line, and sinker! Carver is such a cute dog! Have you named the kittens yet?"

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